If I had a farm I'd drive my tractor all day long.
I'd drive it through the fields and sing the animals my song.
I'd drive it down those bumpy roads just bouncing in my tractor seat.
Drive past pigs and sheep and cows and fields of corn and wheat.
And I'd go a bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump,
a bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, around those fields. If I had a farm, oh, if I had a farm.
If I had an airplane I would fly it everywhere.
I'd fly it way up in the sky with the breeze going through my hair.
I'd fly it over houses, schools, and big tall buildings too.
And everyone who saw me'd say, 'man, how well she flew'
And I'd go (plane sound) Up in the air. If I had an airplane, oh, if I had an airplane.
If I had a choo choo train, I'd choo choo choo with you.
We'd choo choo round my magic land where all our dreams come true.
And if we saw somebody who needed a choo choo too,
We'd share our choo choo train with them cause choo choo's need love too.
And we'd go woo woo, woo woo, around my land.
If I had a choo choo train. Oh if I had a choo choo train.
If I had an airplane, and if I had a farm,
I'd share it with you.